How am I going to jail??

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they knew I didn't do it

That's not what they said.  If they did, it would have been a Dismissal with Prejudice. Your Mommy should have hired you a real lawyer. 

And speaking of your Mommy and Daddy, just how much money has all of this cost them? I know you have no concept of money but I'm sure your parents do. And even when they go out, their friends might not tell them, but you know their friends are thinking about what a pedophile you are. And that never goes away, NEVER

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As for the warrant:

Endless blather deleted that no one reads......