Have you seriously considered living in a tard tower?

[Guest]

Just think, your parents wouldn't have to take care of you anymore and you would get your own place. We know you qualify and the tard tower has vans that would make sure you made all your doctors and court visits. And your parents could finally enjoy Florida or Belize or able to have their grandchildren visit them a lot more often without fear. And for once, enjoy some time alone without the burden of you.

So watcha say? You going to apply for living in a tard tower say in Springfield or Peoria??? I'm sure your parents would visit from time to time.

Better than jail, isn't it?

[Guest]

Well Todd, you have to admit it's a good idea. It would help wean you off your Momma's tit after 56 years.