Was that AI drunk when it wrote that bio for you that you tried to edit??

And it's called print on demand, your book isn't showing up on any shelves, and no one except yourself perhaps will buy it.

You said a few weeks ago your books were on the shelves at Walmart and Barnes & Noble.  Nope, they weren't, I went to both stores, and I asked staff at Barnes & Noble to find it for me and they said it was "print on demand" and no sales of it were recorded anywhere.  Walmart didn't have it at all in their tiny book section. So I called your local Walmart and they said it wasn't there either, only online. 

So you lose, as you always do. Since you have gone back to lying about everything for attention, here is your human art pic. I'll just sign back up with a new account since you are too stupid to ban TOR users.

Whimsical Tales from Dane County will be available in paperback July 5, 2026!

The Road is more than a path. It is a world unto itself.

For Euphemia, life has always been measured by the rhythm of footsteps against silver gravel. In the sprawling expanse of Dane County, there are no wagons or engines-only the Long Road, a thirty-foot-wide artery of humanity that stretches from the rugged inland borders to the salt-slicked docks of the city of Zoet.

Setting out on her first solo journey, Euphemia enters a landscape where the laws of nature bend to the will of the Road. By day, she navigates a "city in motion," walking alongside thousands of merchants, wanderers, and families. By night, she traverses the "Cathedral forests," where massive trees arch overhead like living vaults and pulse with a spectral, fluorescent glow of emerald and sapphire.

But the Long Road carries more than just people; it carries their memories.

As Euphemia moves from roadside Yantai stalls to skyscraper cities and "closet-sized" motels, she becomes the Chronicler of the Road. From the chilling legend of the Grey Walker to the whimsical myths of the high-rise hotels and the quiet tragedies of everyday travelers, Euphemia collects the stories that define her world.

In this epic adventure, the destination is merely a goal. The true journey lies in the voices of the strangers walking beside her, the magic of the glowing woods, and the realization that on a road with no walls, everyone has a story worth telling.

Step onto the gravel. Join the migration. Discover the soul of Dane County.

(Fiction, Fantasy, Dreamworld)

Todd Doherty is a writer and storyteller with a deep-rooted love for cosmic horror, eerie folklore, and the surreal spaces where reality unravels. Inspired by a legacy of literary greats-including H.P. Lovecraft, and Robert W. Chambers -Todd crafts haunting tales that blur the line between the known and the unknowable.
His works, including weave intricate worlds where forgotten histories, shifting realities, and ancient horrors pulse beneath the surface. Whether through creeping suspense or mind-bending revelations, his stories leave readers questioning what truly lurks in the spaces between worlds.
When he's not writing, Todd delves into mythologies both real and imagined, exploring the fragile balance between existence and the unknown. His latest work, The Hollow Beyond, continues his tradition of crafting deeply immersive horror-one that lingers long after the last page.
Find his stories on Amazon and Wattpad, and step into the void for yourself.

Works by Todd E Daugherty

Piper at the Gates of Dawn and other Tales
The Marvelous Adventures of Fox Smith
The Forgotten Ones and Other Tales
Whimsical Tales from Dane County
The Shadow Weaver
Dimensions Unbound: The Chase
The Yellow Queen
Telephone Line and Other Tales
Return Through the Gates of Dawn
Dimensions Unbound: The Russian Revolution
Unbound: A Tale of Love and Worlds Beyond
Terror at the Gates of Dawn
Days of Futures Passed and Other Tales and Poems
The Bone Index
The Ruins of Enoch's Oath
Nightmares and Other Tales
The Hollow Beyond and Other Tales of Horror and the Macabre
The House at the Edge of Time

1. Toad claims he has 5 flying hours... The same amount he claimed in 2005
2. K4YZ had over 5,000 of flying hours
3. Toad says he had to stop flying because he ran out of money (poor planning)
4. K4YZ was PAID by the Marines and National Guard to fly (very smart)

So let's compare this, and this is assuming Toad isn't lying about the 5 hours... A quick comparison
H = number of hours flown

Toad - HHHHH

K4YZ - HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sure there is, you'll commit another crime, and maybe your Mommy and Daddy will bail you out of trouble again.

Just think, you are 58 and still need your parents to take care of you and bail you out of problems

The ultimate loser in life.

OF COURSE NOT.  AT 58, HE STILL NEEDS HIS 80 YEAR OLD PARENTS TO TAKE CARE OF HIM

THE ULTIMATE LOSER

PARENTS, DON'T LET YOU KIDS TURN OUT TO BE A TOAD

YOU'RE NOT A PILOT AND YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO FLY.

I WAS RIGHT AGAIN!!

I WIN!!

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IT'Z COMING

there is no reason for the police to arrest me again. So, your claim they are coming doesn't hold water.

People who are 28 that still live their parents are considered losers.

You are now 58. You still live with your parents. Without your parents would you be homeless or be living in a tard tower.

That makes you the ultimate loser. 

Notice Toad can't address the question directly because he knows it is true and thus has to do psychological defense mechanisms.

Deflection, denial, changing the topic, and narcissism -- all signs of a manlet who knows it's true but needs to lash out.

Threatening lawsuits as a coping mechanism is often an attempt to regain control or retaliate when a person feels powerless, anxious, or wronged. 

It shifts the focus from internal emotional distress to an external, aggressive stance. 

While it may provide temporary relief by masking vulnerability, it frequently escalates conflict and fails to address the underlying issues. Because threats of legal action often serve as a psychological defense mechanism, recognizing this dynamic can help you respond more effectively:

Recognize the Bluff: People who routinely threaten lawsuits often use the legal system to intimidate others or hide feelings of insecurity. Many of these threats are bluffs and never result in actual litigation.

De-escalate the Situation: Step back and detach yourself from the immediate emotion of the threat. Do not take the bait or respond with aggression, which can inadvertently validate their defensive stance.

Shift to Constructive Action: Instead of engaging with the threat.... (well, we laugh at it)

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The phenomenon of threatening legal action without subsequent follow-through is a common strategy often rooted in psychological posturing rather than genuine legal intent. 

In many instances, individuals or entities use the threat of a lawsuit as a tool of intimidation to gain leverage, exert power, or force a favorable settlement without the actual cost and risk of litigation.[2] [4] This behavior is frequently compared to "playground bullying," where the threat is intended to induce fear, anxiety, or compliance in the recipient, rather than to initiate a formal legal process.

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